Nervous and the Auto-Tune. Show on the 25th

 
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There is a time in every musician’s life when he or she wonders what they would sound like if their music was auto-tuned.  I recently had the opportunity to add heinous effects to our cover of this Blondie song and auto-tune the vocals.  Now you will know what NATK would sound like if we were actually Lady Ga Ga.  A real treat, I know . . .

In other News.  We are playing a show at Valentines on May 25th with the amazing SF band the Finches

Valentines
232 Southwest Ankeny Street
Portland, OR 97204
(503) 248-1600

This will be really fun, so you should come.

A Concert For Francis and My Autumn Mind

 
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My nephew Francis, just turned two.  He calls me ‘Gunkle’ as in “Uncle” (more recently Gunk Gunk).  Anyway, it wouldn’t be a proper birthday party without live music.  The Dance Move Burglars made their debut (Euro-motion cover band) and Nervous and the Kid did a few stripped down acoustic songs.  Click the Play button above to hear “My Autumn Mind.”  The recording turned out pretty well with my little Zoom recorder just sitting on the coffee table.  Feel free to download a copy!

In other news:  We are really putting out an album.  Hopefully before the end of the summer.  Don’t forget to pre-order yours!

Fan Mail

One of the unintended pleasures of making this new album and re-establishing a web presence is discovering fans we never knew we had. Our first album which was home recorded and released in 2000-2001 by Turn Records, made its way around the world despite a very small pressing. One friend saw a copy in a record store in France. I think we did 500 or 1000 copies and printed the covers by hand.

Recently, I’ve talked to an artist who lives in China and a girl who found our album in a dollar bin and I got this really cool email From SGT. Dan:

“Thank you guys 1.21 gigawatts. Your first album reminded me of all the girls I shoulda, coulda, woulda during my ”vacation” to Iraq after high school back in ot 3. As a matter of fact, Wedding Feast was the first song I learned to play by ear on the guitar when I came home… Don’t stop the Music.

your fan,

SGT. Dan”

Now if that doesn’t warm your heart,  I dunno what will. Now pre-purchase our album.   It’s in the mixing stages.   It’s gonna be great!

Nervous and the Kid, Dramady, Pelican Ossman

Dramady and Pelican Ossman

When: Saturday March 20th

Where: The World Famous Kenton Club

2025 N Kilpatrick St. Portland Or

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Back From the Coast

We really had an awesome time recording on the coast. The weather was ridiculously nice for this time of year.  The living room had a panoramic view of the ocean. Our underpaid and overworked recording engineers were real troopers. Kevin dawned a red jogging suit and Zach wore a Mexican wrestling mask for much of the sessions.

I was also presented with a cake, a pair of studio headphones as well as a bottle of scotch for my birthday. Apparently I was totally oblivious to the cake making despite having walked into the kitchen once or twice.

And now after like 9 years, Nervous and the kid will finally have a new album.  We still need money to put it out though.  So please pre-purchase your copy.

Oh, Check out the photo gallery I just added.

Concert Saturday Feb 13 at Slims!

Join NATK at Slims in St. Johns this Saturday at 8pm. I’m guessing we’ll probably be playing at around 10.

This is a benefit for the Tulip Bakery with Les Tresvinos, Team Evil, and Palo Verde

North Portland, St. Johns
8635 N Lombard Street
Portland, OR 97203
(503) 286-3854

I Love Honey Crisp Apples and a 4-track demo

 
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Honey Crisp ApplesNow is the season for the delicious and over priced apples like the Honey Crisp. I just spent 5 dollars on 4 apples. But they’re kinda woth it.

They’re really really good.

I feel similarly about a good tangelo. Though it’s the peeling of a tangello that really makes the experience perfect. The skin just falls off.

Funny . . .I’ll spend 5 bucks on apples but I wont spend more than 8 dollars on wine.

We did a preliminary recording of one of my favorite songs of our new repertoire. It’s a song about forgetting things, and things forgetting us. It’s called My Autumn Mind (The “n” in Autumn is so silent, I always forget it). We recorded this live so it’s rough around the edges, but I think there is potential for a really cool recording of this in February when we get serious about recording.

More Tracks here: http://nervousandthekid.com/practicerecording.html

To kind sir who wrote regarding Wedding Feast

You wrote a very nice letter about being a Nervous and the Kid fan and you were curious about the Lyrics of the Wedding Feast. I somehow lost that email and have not been able to correspond. Please get in touch or resend your email. I’d love to provide the lyrics and chat.

Hit the Contact link above to send a message.

Chris

P.S. Here are the lyrics:

Wedding Feast

I’m twice removed from where we’re standing
drunk on wedding cake and wine
the laser beams flash and bisect us
as we move in and out of time

Chorus:

It’s strange kind of groove
that we’re move’n through
the dance floor swells like an ocean
but I’m anchored too far from you

Your sliding long the rim of the punch bowl
speaking with this man that you know
I’m making small talk over a paper table cloth
nodding when the music goes slow

I was shipwrecked on Circe’s island
I was tempted by the songs of the Sirens
drank of the lotus blossom
fooled your suitors playing possum

Baby wont you forgive me I was untrue in a dream
but I can see you’re already tying cherry stems round my knees

Chorus

Oh princess Penelope
fold me in your futon and hold me
despite what the gods hold against me
I can still string your bow with ease

Chorus

Baby wont you forgive me I was untrue in a dream
but I can see you’re already tying cherry stems round my knees

Chorus

Buy the new NATK album before it exists!

Nervous and the Kid is scheduled to record in February 2010. In order to cover the expenses, of renting, recording, mixing, mastering and manufacturing–we are offering the album, tentatively called Good Morning Giantess for pre-order. Order your copy before they exist here!

http://www.nervousandthekid.com/buy/

Nervous and the Kid is back!

For the 10s of 10s of people who have listened to Nervous and the kid over the years, this is truly momentous day.  NATK has risen from the dead to pluck and strum it’s way to new heights.  New musicians, new music, and new instrumentation.  Yay!

Our first show is tonight at the lovelies and hippest hole in the wall in Portland: Valentines.  It’ll be a good time for all.  9pm.

(Since this is the first post I’m sure nobody will be reading this.  Ho Hum.)